Count Duckula: The Vampire Rubber Duck Who Loves to Count! In the shadowy depths of the bathtub, where the bubbles rise like mist on a haunted moor, lurks a creature of legend… a duck of the night… a master of mathematics! Behold Count Duckula, the vampire rubber duck who doesn’t thirst for blood—he thirsts for numbers!
Count Duckula

A Counting Legend is Born
No one knows exactly where Count Duckula came from. Some say he was molded in a factory during a thunderstorm, struck by a rogue lightning bolt that imbued him with an insatiable love for numbers. Others claim he emerged from a haunted rubber duck collection, forever cursed to count everything in sight. Whatever the truth may be, one thing is certain: he’s the only vampire duck who will make you love math!
The Count’s Favorite Numbers
Unlike traditional vampires, Count Duckula doesn’t count the seconds until sunrise—he counts everything!
• Rubber duckies in the tub? “One, two, three! Ah ah ah!”
• Drips from the faucet? “Seven, eight, nine! Ah ah ah!”
• Bubbles floating around him? “One hundred and three! Ah ah ah!”
And don’t get him started on bathtime toys—he’ll tally them all before you even get in the water.
A Vampire with a Math Mission
Count Duckula’s greatest goal? To help everyone fall in love with numbers! He makes math fun, mysterious, and just a little bit spooky. Forget boring worksheets—Count Duckula will have you calculating by candlelight, solving eerie equations, and tallying towels before you even step out of the tub.
He is all about counting rubber ducks instead of sheep to fall asleep.
Can You Solve Count Duckula’s Riddle?
“I have fangs but never bite, I love the dark but shine so bright.
I count by day, I count by night—if you add me right, I’ll set things right!
Who am I?”
(Answer: A number-loving vampire duck, of course!)
A Quacktastic Future
Count Duckula isn’t just a spooky rubber duck companion—he’s a math mentor, a nocturnal number-cruncher, and the only vampire duck who insists on proper subtraction. Will you join him on his mission to make counting fun? Next time you take a bath, listen closely … you just might hear a tiny vampire duck whispering:
“One bubble, two bubbles, three bubbles—ah ah ah!”
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